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Monday, February 24, 2014

Failure, food, and art

Together with Sota and Gabe, Saturday saw another attempt at penetrating the depths of the old access tunnels below the city of Los Angeles.

It failed.

The Linda Vista Hospital, shooting site of many a horror movie, was quietly purchased and is being torn down or renovated to make apartment homes. It was sealed up tight and the crew was only able to gaze longingly at the ruin from a nearby hilltop in the adjoining park.

At least some exterior photos were had.

Oh, and one of Sota regarding a nearby fire of unknown purpose.




 
 

 
A perimeter check showed several points of forced entry; people had gone under the front fence, thrown rugs over the barbed wire around back, and kicked in sections of fence doing the parkour thing on their way over. None of these appealed to us, despite Gabe espousing the idea that at the beginning of each expedition he fully anticipated being locked up somewhere and it was always a pleasant ideal that we remained outdoors by nightfall.

As a backup, we traveled back to downtown and made another go at the archive entrance to the tunnels. Unlike the previous holiday where the place was wide open, this time the elevators were shut off.

The crew was reflecting on this double failure when a small protest wagon rolled up right outside of city hall, parked itself, and a group of screaming Mexicans started shouting... something about immigration reform. Since it was all in Spanish, the audience was rather select. I try to avoid editorializing overmuch, but that kind of barrier is either more about reinforcing your own views to like-minded people or its just missing the point entirely.


Man, I've got no ass.

 

 

On to recover and replenish from the morning's disappointment, the crew ambled back to its base camp in Little Tokyo and partook in some stone bowl katsu at Curry House. The stone bowl is a monster dish for the truly hungry that keeps the meal hot as the first bite the whole way through, with crispy rice waiting for you at the bottom. Gabe assumed the warrior monk pose as he inhaled the steam that never once abated, and made at least five O-faces during the meal. Sota shrugged. "It's alright." Heavy praise where he's concerned.

 




Afterward it was time for Sota to go home, and Gabe and I decided to salvage the day by taking in the final night of downtown's Skyline exhibit. Gabe, busy bee that he is, anticipated that he had time for one or two. Me, knowing downtown and how far out these were spread (from 4th to 11th Street over ten exhibits) figured I could cajole him into doing as much as possible, probably half of them in one night.

Like maddened art warriors, we blazed through all ten, excepting the one that was closed down that night. Here are their stories.

Exhibit one: Other World Ceiling
By: Natasha Bajc and Samy Kamkar


A... thing. Hopefully the audio in the video is coherent enough, because I didn't quite catch everything. Motion sensors inside an old bank track everybody in the room and project the flow of money they represent through the room and into virtual bank vaults as projected on the glass ceiling. Hold on, let's check the website...

Okay, apparently there's something about a ghost taking your money and putting it in the Other World vault and it's all kind of kooky but endearing, so go ahead and read about it here.

Exhibit two: The Passenger
By:  Two guys who totally dropped the ball.


Busted. Not working. Five hours of life out of ten days of the exhibit, and the artists couldn't be arsed to come down and fix it. From the website: "The Passenger (Moon) proposes a celestially enabled interactive micro-planet that engages passing-by inhabitants through releasing its own moody mediated weather system for an experience of immersion and communication with a new planetary logic."

Basically it was a big ball of polystyrene sitting in an awesomely ruined room.

Exhibit three: Cerebral Hut
By: Guvenc Ozel

A big breathing wall that looks like somebody cut off part of Epcot Center's Spaceship Earth and then two-fisted all the LSD they could find, this piece was explained by a docent as concerning the effect of our living environment on our mental state, and how it might be if it were the other way around.

On the first night that I came, the exhibit was still lit but shut down for the night.






And finally, some video of the piece in action.


At this point it was also clear that the donated spaces for these exhibits were just hot slices of awesome downtown real estate, and they only got better.


  
Exhibit four: Cocoon
By: amphibianArc
Web: Spider

A big fat video accompanied this bunch of things all tied together to make a bigger thing, but the real attraction to me was the space it was in. Another old bank that was recently restored to magnificent form. Gabe and I spent more time admiring the workmanship of the ceiling than the exhibit, so you'll have to check the weblink to really figure on what it's about.

 
 
 




Exhibit five: Pump Your Hood
By: Joanna Shaw, Helen Cheuk, Christian Prasch
Oh for crying out loud, you know the drill.

We'd been on our feet for a while, so it was time to stop and play with some balls. In this case, big balloons filled with little LED lights inside an inflatable piece of plastic of the sort you dump bodies in the river with. The idea as presented to us was that you emerge from an experience to witness Los Angeles anew. And it really works, the rooftop garden we were situated on gave great views of the skyline from a completely new angle than what most are used to, and the time spent inside (again, playing with balls) makes you forget about it until you make your way out.


 

Exhibit six: The Living Wall

A very cool exhibit that allows you to reshape a wall at one end of the room with a gesture or a touch, most people had some difficulty getting the wall to respond without a lot of hand-waving. The artist, Behnaz, was on-hand to show people how to make it work, and in fact was the first artist out of all these exhibits we actually met that night (out of a total of two). Next to that, she's somewhat unique amongst artists in that she saw discussion of her work as a learning experience, and engaged with people enthusiastically with questions of her own.


 


The real prize of the exhibit came with a group of children, a rarity in downtown's evening scene. Behnaz lit up when they arrived and eagerly showed them how to use the wall.






Exhibit seven: Liminoid Garden
By: Filipa Valente 

Ever wanted your own pet GLaDOS in vaguely bird-like form? This is where to find it, or rather was. A series of interactive sculptures were powered by a couple of sensors; one reacted to your movement, another was attached to the window to detect traffic and general movement in the city. The result; these "birds" would be more active and colorful during the busy points of the day and more serene when the city was less active. 






I'm not sure how it worked out compared to Filipa's plan, because they were also supposed to act in a rather uniform manner but it seemed like they each had a distinct personality and reacted differently to different people. This might seem a bit diminutizing, but they really came off as the ultimate next step in the evolution of the artificial pet.

And the view from this loft, down in the garment district, was awfully Blade Runner.

 
 
Exhibit eight: Heidi Duckler Dance Theatre
By: Someoneorother

Conducted sporadically in the same penthouse as Liminoid Garden, Gabe and I completely lucked out in catching the very last performance of the week just minutes after we entered the exhibit. Two dancers in Tron-Lite costumes pranced about the vast space and did their thing. I say this as a person who is typically very bored by interpretive dance; I totally got a semi.

 

 



Exhibit nine: This freaking thing (Evaporative Fault)
By: John Umbanhowar and Elizabeth Umbanhowar

This one was initially aggravating. It appeared to be a room full of epsom salt cast under blue light and that was pretty much it. The space was locked and no docent was there to explain. Worse, the literature at the site was nigh-unreadable because of crap like this:

"Evaporative Fault seeks to reveal the slow/fast erosions/accretions of chronology and place at the interface of inside/outside in the urban environment. Using ephemeral/fluid materials -light, salt, time- the project engages passersby in noticing ineffable, sometimes ineluctable, processes that define and reflex the converging geological and cultural histories of Los Angeles."

Maybe that's not bullshit, but it reads like it. No, I'm pretty sure it's bullshit. Somebody had a lot of big words and was just so damn determined to use them.
 
 
 

Exhibit ten: Mirage
By: Raymond Salvatore Harmon and Mirage

A pretty cool idea that didn't quite work for me, Mirage was a mural on the side of a building that required a smartphone app to interact with. When viewed through the phone's camera, the mural was overlaid with augmented reality art that you could interact with, spinning shapes about or changing the color, transparency, and texture of other shapes. It was definitely interesting, but I just felt the 3D material could have been stronger and the two sides didn't seem to interact at all, as once you looked into the phone's display the mural was basically forgotten.

 
 
Video for this one is neglected as I brilliantly turned my camera on then completely forgot to hit the record button.

This was another hard to find installation, as it was behind the address in question with no indication at the door to go around. Gabe and I wound up running into a rave line with a bunch of club kids, to which Gabe insisted we turn around. "Art introverts and raver extroverts. Two different groups entirely, and never in the twain shall the two meet."

The God of Irony heard Gabe's words and said "SEND HIM MY AVATAR!", for as we turned around, there he was. A scrawny youth in a full-length red bodysuit, carrying an Adventure Time bag. So getting laid with some girl in hot pants and a fright wig later on, I'm here to tell you.


Friday, January 3, 2014

The Da Vinci Load

So there's been a non-ending stream of joy and mirth surrounding Shia LaBeouf's inability to be coherent without directly carving chunks of language from another source and repeating the sounds exactly as they originally occurred using his own voice.

It's called plagiarism, but let's have fun with it.

So he makes a critically acclaimed short film that apparently rips off Dan Clowe (of Ghost World fame) and then gives a bunch of different apologies when he's called on it. And I mean many varied apologies, which are promptly found to each be copied word for word from different sources. It's like LaBeouf was trying to get a leg up on the inevitable Youtube sketches.

So the final bit of this, and the thing that makes it absolutely lovely to go and read for yourself, is a kind of moon-based email interview between him and bleedingcool.com. In it he manages to be obnoxious, crazy, AND stupid all at once. Seriously, go read it.

The thing is, I'm trying to be a nicer person. Really I am. But the way he's cornered several times and doesn't slip out of it so much as he oozes destroys my resistance here. And if you get to the end, there lies the ultimate treat; the chance to imagine LaBeouf saying "thug life". Comedy fucking gold.

But at the same time, getting to that statement is a real slog through an incomprehensible landscape that kind of resembles, if you squint very hard, written language. I'm about to run an experiment to see if I can make this more legible, or push it over the edge into the absurd. I'm taking LaBeouf's statements from this interview, translating them into Klingon, then Korean, then Russian, then back into English. Let's see what happens!

"What does an artist do – they just point and say look at this."

Translation: Iran is good, the only artist, subtle look.


"I agree with Julian Schnabel , Jeff koons, Duchamp ect……
You agree with?"

I agree with Julian Schnabel, Jeff Koons, Duchamp, etc.
Ready to give you?

(Okay so that one worked)


"Cool, u stick with ur squad
I’m good with mine
Live good player"

Squad mix
I have a good
The players have a good life


"Of course – art is not about itself, but the attention we bring to it.
Art is a lie the makes us realize the truth.
In the 21st century there is NO personal language.
Just personal selection of language.
We are products of editing.
Not authorship.
Appropriation has been the most influential theme in art sense the 70s.
If you look at Warhol’s work and say ” oh well he didn’t paint that – its just silk screens ”
Your missing the point.
Our notion of genius- a romantic – isolated figure – is fucking outdated
An updated notion of genius would have to center around ones mastery of information
And it’s dissemination
It’s the 21st century, thug life
It wants to be fee."

OK-you have to escape the attention, but it's not.
Learn the truth lie in Flash.
There is a private in the twenty-first century through the language.
Selection of individual language.
Editing product.
Author (s).
But you long influential theme ' 70 's nonsense.
So Warhol saw a victory and said: "Oh, we have the following screen only green silk mangoh Vichel»
There is thin.
Genius-thanks to a romantic figure in isolation is a concept of fucking
The concept, in the center of them, you can update the reason around the genius whose mastery
And dissemination of information
life in the twenty-first century, thug
Only a few are essential.


"Authorship is censorship
Should God sue me if I paint a river?
Should we give people the death sentence for parking violations-
You’ll not only have less parking violations but less DRIVERS."

Authorship censorship
The next day, I pray to God we can be sued for green, River mangoh?
Thus we provide parking dead
If you have a parking Bay, while the old driver.


"The word law is against my principles.
The problem begins with the legal fact that authorship is inextricably
bound up in the idea of ownership and the idea of language as
Intellectual property. Language and ideas flow freely between people
Despite the law.  It’s not plagiarism in the digital age – it’s repurposing.
Copyright law has to give up on its obsession with “the copy"
The law should not regulate “copy’s” or “reproductions” on there own.
It should instead regulate uses – like public distributions of copyrighted work -
That connect directly to the economic incentive copyright law was intended to foster.
The author was the person who had been authorized by the state to print there work.
They were the ones to be held accountable for the ideas.
THE FIRST LAWS ON AUTHORSHIP WERE USED TO CENSOR & PERSECUTE
THE WRITERS WHO DARED PUBLISH RADICAL IDEAS.
Simple – should creation have to check with a lawyer?"

For the principle of the word grammar.
Lung problems, legal and the fact that the author is inextricably
Are you sick of property thought and design language
Intellectual love. The expression language reduces the flow and freely, those who
It's the law. Reuse of Digital plagiarism-old know it.
The Act of «copies» surrender copyrigt obsession
"Copy" and then "clone" normative or VNS still dies.
Business manners and public works management instead of copyrigt distributions and thus the Tao
All the laws of the Empire and the copyrigt means economic incentives to grow.
Before working on the state name print artist-certified people.
One of them, which in theory of liability.
The author can be danohmeh Chou wa'dich censors persecution
Ngil ' 4 xech radical writer, posting.
We remember a simple check necessary the creation of lawyers?


"Both
I never asked to be paid
And never profited off anyone’s back
acting is Plagiarism
Like magicians
We tell you we’re gonna lie to you"


In their honor
Do not pay what you have to say
Will never again.
Plagiarism smoke
Mage as
He'min ' or lies, we


"I’m very sorry
I have agents to suss out material
I have a lawyer to get me out of jail
Nothing is original
Creativity is just connecting things"

Sorry
I have a space to explore general deposit
I have not had a third attorney tyurma
The source or
The only thing connecting creativity
 *                *                 *
Jesus, guys, I think it's a tie as to which version is more legible. I think in the end this all just kind of made me sad inside.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Oh shit, it's Youtube.

I will keep video links to a minimum. I find them annoying to a reading/viewing experience and think they really only have an appropriate place if I'm bashing out some semi-comprehensible brain yogurt about music or film, but this ad is absolutely brilliant and should be seen. Don't take my word for it, there's a New York media art museum that agrees.


It's not just the twist aspect that propels this bit of brainfuckery to being art. There's a careful layering of elements, from the obvious color wash to near-total lack of ambient sound to the spartan loneliness of that little kitchenette as offset and thus highlighted by the choice of music. Whole stories could be made of the design choices. One minute advertisements are almost never so carefully conceived and crafted.

AKA it kicks a couple of asses.