An overly long and rambling review/recap of the King of Fighters movie

Let it be known that I have stared into the abyss, and it did not just stare back; it popped out my eyes, crawled inside my skull, and drove me around like a car.

The production companies, Double Edge Entertainment and Inferno, kind of say it all. And yet it took many more entities to create this. You could call bullshit here if you've heard anything about this movie and justifiably so, so I came prepared with a mountain of horrific evidence:

   

Revisit this fact often over the course of what I'm about to subject you to, because the only way to keep your sanity is to just imagine all these suits reacting to the product as it developed.