Strap in, folks. I'm about to tell you about the greatest spam mail
chain I ever had that made Hotmail jerk off directly in my face about...
cripes, ten years ago. Aging, man. It happens.
Oh and it's kinda
porn-y spam, so you've been warned about that. Still, the language was
less offensive than what I regularly use here.
Okay, get this;
MAD-LIBS SPAM. If there's an underground awards circuit for this kind of
thing, like the spammies or whatever, whoever did this should receive
top honors. Every single email followed the same exact pattern with
different words dropped in each time. The pattern was as such:
"[Do something destructive] to her [euphemism for vagina] with your [euphemism for big] [euphemism for penis]"
The practical upshot? Shit like this:
"Shatter her snatch with your mammoth johnson."
"Annihilate her cooch with your huge sausage."
And on and on. It was pretty magical, because as I recall they avoided using the same words to a rather impressive degree.
I was actually sad when I lapsed from that spam list.
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