Trivia Night

The inventor of Scrabble was named Alfred Mosher Butts.

Sleep tight.

Good lord

Somebody tell me why this is a thing that exists.

Happy valentine's!

Tone being of a singularly difficulty to read online, I should say that I'm completely serious here: I love Valentine's Day, and I think I love it more when I'm single. I might be saying that defensively as I don't remember a single one where I was ever in a relationship, but seriously; this way you can smile at anybody and it will probably make their day, and nobody gets jealous.

May it have been said a dozen times over so as to make this redundant but you can fucking well appreciate it anyway: Happy Valentine's.

What

When Stephen Fry speaks, I'm happy

I'm just going to watch this over and over, don't mind me.

Quandaries

Is that a midget or is that woman doing a statutory rape?

An overly long and rambling review/recap of the King of Fighters movie

Let it be known that I have stared into the abyss, and it did not just stare back; it popped out my eyes, crawled inside my skull, and drove me around like a car.

The production companies, Double Edge Entertainment and Inferno, kind of say it all. And yet it took many more entities to create this. You could call bullshit here if you've heard anything about this movie and justifiably so, so I came prepared with a mountain of horrific evidence:

   

Revisit this fact often over the course of what I'm about to subject you to, because the only way to keep your sanity is to just imagine all these suits reacting to the product as it developed.

Go ahead, make something like this up

This is why sobriety rules

Tetris-themed tampons. Discuss.

And then what?

They called it the greatest generation for a reason...

Fuck the police

The End

I slam my head against the
world until it makes sense.

Always the most interesting people on this aisle

Thinking Fast and Slow

(The book)

We are bad at remembering previous emotional states. We do, in fact, change our minds about how we felt.

The choice was made out of logic, not desperation. I never loved you. It was the right thing to do and I always knew that.

It turns out, amazingly enough and as an honest surprise even to myself, that the worst lies we tell are in absolute silence.

Also there's some main point about how we process ingrained and secondary information at different speeds, but whatever.

Prepare for sadness

When you're a fool in love

Dear lord

HEY WHO WANTS TO NEVER SLEEP EVER AGAIN?