This is why sobriety rules

Tetris-themed tampons. Discuss.

And then what?

They called it the greatest generation for a reason...

Fuck the police

The End

I slam my head against the
world until it makes sense.

Always the most interesting people on this aisle

Thinking Fast and Slow

(The book)

We are bad at remembering previous emotional states. We do, in fact, change our minds about how we felt.

The choice was made out of logic, not desperation. I never loved you. It was the right thing to do and I always knew that.

It turns out, amazingly enough and as an honest surprise even to myself, that the worst lies we tell are in absolute silence.

Also there's some main point about how we process ingrained and secondary information at different speeds, but whatever.

Prepare for sadness

When you're a fool in love

Dear lord

HEY WHO WANTS TO NEVER SLEEP EVER AGAIN?

Hunam

How to be single forever and ever

They don't even hole punch properly in the psych ward...

Hoping your holidays were this joyous

The bestest thing on Youtube (or anywhere else)

Look! A paid actor pretending to be excited!

Sometimes I do blatantly stupid things because they seem interesting at the time.

.500

Shining a *coughcough* in the dark