Thursday, September 8, 2011

UP YOURS, EINSTEIN

Notes from last night's debate

1. Mitt Romney has a boner.
2. ...So does Nancy Reagan.
3. Oh good Christ, now I do too.
4. Come on, Romney/Bachmann. We need something guaranteed to scare people into re-electing Obama.
5. I'd settle for RoboReagan/Zombie Nancy.
6. ...Well, crap.